What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?