What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 07:30

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…